/fart command attempt #3

We have /wank, /piss and /puke in game. Why can't we have a command to fart just like CrazyBob's had before?

From what I know there's a sound effect for it in game so it doesn't require an audio plugin.

-When you fart it displays a message to other players that someone farted;
-Also, add achievements based on how many times you farted (e.g Gaseous Guru or Gas Passer).

Previously got rejected because someone don't like seeing people having fun or they think it's pointless/useless despite we literally have campfires
+1 also add a dizzy effect when a player farts close to a player
thats kinda stinky but ill go w 1+

""Do what scares you, until it doesn't ..""
+1
+1 no doubt
+1

also needs to have 5% chance of exploding

Also add a /Shit command Please
bump, with explosions or not i want my fart command
+1 my Indian ancestors will be proud to see this.

Bring It on !!!!!