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Do the MCNR Rap and win $1m

Dimitar Donator · 422 posts
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You claim to be real, but you're playin' pretend,
Dissin' your own team, is this where it all ends?
So, Dani, take a lesson from this rap,
Don't underestimate the power of ChatGPT's trap...

Dissin' your friends, the ones who had your back,



But you'll regret it when you see how they react.

You're stuck in the past, while I'm moving ahead,
It's time to grow up, stop licking TheDan, instead.


A guy kissing the mirror, an NSFW obsession?
It's time to face reality, make a real connection.
A Discord nolifer, glued to the screen,
24/7 spamming #off-topic - his biggest dream.

Dani, your ego's out of control,
You're hated by everyone, that must be your role,
Dissing yourself, man, that's so pathetic,
You're drowning in your arrogance, so synthetic.

It's time to retire,
Your reign in MCNR is about to expire.
I ain't hating, just stating the facts,
It's time you to change your acts.
ViniciusSosa1988 Donator · 1,573 posts
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Repost from puuro's incase It didn't qualify

SAMPGOD MYSTIC RAP

In the beginning a few of the people who had a problem
I was this good, blessed, I just swept Hellboss off
Probably reminded you of the first time you saw me in MCNR pissing you off
Never thought about how much your race and nationality meant
But based on how I trolled, see how plain it was now, they want me infracted
Never really gave a fuck about my reputation, 'till I took off
Permbanned me because I scammed turks.
But I bust retards, I just follow the (Puuro's orders)
So I rose and grew balls, exposed these cunts off
Decided opposing you is what I'm 'posed to do alls
I did was say what I'm feeling when the Mike's brain calls
And had you on reports and tears when I spoke busted  y' all
You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls
And I hope my spirit haunts the servers when I'm gone
My oG nemesis jumps off skyscraper, other one decided to suck balls
And fucking goes through the walls like the ghost of Kiev Howl's
Karma's headed for Armageddon, the MCNR terrorizer.
I'm going in, already got an arm and head
And whoever said samp is just samp
Can't hurt me more than I give a fuck
Even if my image ends up taking a personal hit
Whoever I hurt or whatever retard insulted
In this bitch and whatever bitches feel like
They didn't deserve what they get
And whatever consequences come with every verse, it's worth it
So Purr turn the beat on, whose turn is it to get trashed on it?
And here's to all the years I spent over 10 infractions
As sure as I'm always lying, reality twisting
I'm still unbanned as patchy and I'mma go for mine
While oG is whoring for a dime
I'm starting to slow and these chicks deez are my deagles
I just load up the most flares and open fire with a closed eye
All I needed was someone to selfbust, been a (Hellboss)
Assault rifle with the sniper scope (Modded game)
Day one, set with the sawnoffs, give me the orders, I spray uh
Pain in ass I still destroy you and smoke comes out of grass.
I make non believers try. In the end
I even make the bitches I rape cum :3
dead_bxnny
PD Deputy Chief
SAALCA Division
puuro Donator · 1,385 posts
still waiting for Karbz response

WAP Ex-Staff · 464 posts
Ralsei wrote:
Repost from puuro's incase It didn't qualify

SAMPGOD MYSTIC RAP


do I credit puuro for this? will include it in

puuro wrote:
still waiting for Karbz response


Karbz we're all waiting for a response my g
See Clink making a fool of himself here lmao


Cyberbullying, racism, and homophobia is unacceptable in 2026. Please report users for saying n*gger and f*ggot to the internet police here.
ViniciusSosa1988 Donator · 1,573 posts
WAP wrote:
do I credit puuro for this? will include it in

Karbz we're all waiting for a response my g


Do not credit puuro, he just made another thread with ai generated voice from other's raps and I accidentally posted it there
dead_bxnny
PD Deputy Chief
SAALCA Division
Hawkeye. Ex-Staff · 471 posts
Okay .. okay .. wtf. Okay..
Ast Admin · 775 posts
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"..just sus moment"
Bode Donator · 343 posts
Riser wrote:
Wu-Tang Crew, we rise above the rest,
Breakin' barriers, we pass every test.
From the underground, we came to the top,
Leavin' no doubt, we just can't be stopped.

Catch me on the block, yeah, we runnin' the game,
Makin' moves in the shadows, we ain't playin' it tame.
Got the streets on lock, we control the scene,
Every step we take, we livin' the dream.

Next in line, the , , Crew, what a joke,
Actin' like they're OGs, but they're all smoke.
Y'all ain't original, just a bunch of posers,
You can't even make fair fights, what a losers.
Your playstyle are weak, your flow is a disaster,
It's time for y'all to retire from samp, call it a chapter.

You're all talk, no action, like a silent film,
Your samp careers are doomed, it's a downhill thrill.
I'm droppin' bombs on your crews, watch 'em crumble,
You thought you were kings, but you're just humble.

And here's the funny part - TheDan, he thinks he's got it all,
But his "Aimbot Detector Role" couldn't catch a fall.
Bro, you're a legend in your own little mind,
But when it comes to aim, you're so far behind.
The Dan can't catch an obvious aimbot, that's the truth,
His credibility's shot, just a comedy spoof.

Dani, oh Dani, what's your claim to fame?
All you do is to spam #offtopic ... That's such a shame.
You're like a child in an 18+ game,
Out of place, Dani, it's time to take the blame.
Grow up, step back, and act your age,
Stop bein' a kid, turn a new page.
You crave attention, seekin' validation,
But all you get is annoyance and frustration.

So MCNR Staff, hear this disstrack loud and clear,
It's time to do shit, instead of talkin' like you have no fear.
No more abuse of power, no more deceit,
The players rise up, and you'll face the heat.
You hide behind the scenes, but we see through,
It's time to step out and show what you can do.


talking about dani spamming off topic in general meanwhile ur playing mcnr to get players banned and infractions XD