Dani wrote:
For fun, I don't wanna any shit talk about this.
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Dani, it's time.
It's time, Dani (aight, Dani, begin).
Straight out the Haters dungeons of MCNR.
The Dani drops deep as does MCNR crews.
cause to rejected suggestions is the most hated staff of a cake.
Beyond the walls of Dealing with reports, life is defined.
I think of MCNR staff when I'm in a MCNR state of mind.
Hope the bonny got some tawny.
My donny don't like no dirty bonnie.
Run up to the rani and get the yani.
In a MCNR state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The not satisfied with outcome of reports Dani?
You complain about how does MCNR staff work.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the tawny.
I'm rappin' to TheDan,
And I'm gonna be your fan.
They don't like TheDan when he don't make a ban, They get mad about Zoli and he's just made of foil.
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a hike.
But found out it was a Mike, can't take the snake.
Stacj and Ralsei woulda tried to scam for donator I guess they got no lake.
I'm rappin' to Karbz,
And I'm gonna move your warps.
Yea, yaz, in a MCNR state of mind.
When I was young their most hated staff had a hike.
I waz kicked out without no bike.
I never thought I'd see that strike.
Ain't a soul alive that could take MCNR drama's pike.
A 1.15 they didn't like, even they didn't know who created it called Mike!
Thinking of MCNR. Yaz, thinking of MCNR staff!
bro stfu honestly. and go respond to my appeal bro waiting for that evidence
Dani wrote:
For fun, I don't wanna any shit talk about this.
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Dani, it's time.
It's time, Dani (aight, Dani, begin).
Straight out the Haters dungeons of MCNR.
The Dani drops deep as does MCNR crews.
cause to rejected suggestions is the most hated staff of a cake.
Beyond the walls of Dealing with reports, life is defined.
I think of MCNR staff when I'm in a MCNR state of mind.
Hope the bonny got some tawny.
My donny don't like no dirty bonnie.
Run up to the rani and get the yani.
In a MCNR state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The not satisfied with outcome of reports Dani?
You complain about how does MCNR staff work.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the tawny.
I'm rappin' to TheDan,
And I'm gonna be your fan.
They don't like TheDan when he don't make a ban, They get mad about Zoli and he's just made of foil.
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a hike.
But found out it was a Mike, can't take the snake.
Stacj and Ralsei woulda tried to scam for donator I guess they got no lake.
I'm rappin' to Karbz,
And I'm gonna move your warps.
Yea, yaz, in a MCNR state of mind.
When I was young their most hated staff had a hike.
I waz kicked out without no bike.
I never thought I'd see that strike.
Ain't a soul alive that could take MCNR drama's pike.
A 1.15 they didn't like, even they didn't know who created it called Mike!
Thinking of MCNR. Yaz, thinking of MCNR staff!
Delete this please i would much rather listen to Fack for rest of my life than see this
MRA 💼 Junior Associate 💼
Clairo enjoyer | FREE LUIGI
Hoodtax Association of America
Sick bars, keep them coming.
I've changed the rules as nobody has submitted a (vocal) rap yet. As I prefer the raps of other players, any of the mentioned bars can be rapped instead to win $1m.
See Clink making a fool of himself here lmao
Cyberbullying, racism, and homophobia is unacceptable in 2026. Please report users for saying n*gger and f*ggot to the internet police
here.
Yo, listen up, here's a story that's quite grand,
'Bout the MCNR staff, a remarkable band.
With the boss Mike leading, a visionary owner,
And Karbz, the operation manager, a true controller.
Lancerb1, the assistant manager, always on the go,
Together they run things, watch their empire grow.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
Mike, the boss, with a mind full of vision,
Guiding the team, making precise decisions.
He's got the game plan, a mastermind at work,
Building an empire that will never shirk.
With Karbz by his side, the operation manager,
They navigate challenges, avoiding any danger.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
Karbz, the operation manager, with a keen eye,
Organizing the troops, making sure they comply.
Efficiency is his game, he's got the strategies,
Optimizing operations with absolute efficiencies.
And Lancerb1, the assistant manager, in the mix,
Supporting the team, making sure nothing's amiss.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
They work as a unit, a force that's unbeatable,
With dedication and passion, they're indisputable.
Each role perfectly played, complementing the other,
MCNR staff, a team like no other.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
So here's to MCNR and the staff that they boast,
A team that's unstoppable, from coast to coast.
With Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1 in control,
They're writing their story, reaching new goals.
(Written by Moody)
You claim to be real, but you're playin' pretend,
Dissin' your own team, is this where it all ends?
So, Dani, take a lesson from this rap,
Don't underestimate the power of ChatGPT's trap...
Dissin' your friends, the ones who had your back,
But you'll regret it when you see how they react.
You're stuck in the past, while I'm moving ahead,
It's time to grow up, stop licking TheDan, instead.
A guy kissing the mirror, an NSFW obsession?
It's time to face reality, make a real connection.
A Discord nolifer, glued to the screen,
24/7 spamming #off-topic - his biggest dream.
Dani, your ego's out of control,
You're hated by everyone, that must be your role,
Dissing yourself, man, that's so pathetic,
You're drowning in your arrogance, so synthetic.
It's time to retire,
Your reign in MCNR is about to expire.
I ain't hating, just stating the facts,
It's time you to change your acts.
Repost from puuro's incase It didn't qualify
SAMPGOD MYSTIC RAP
In the beginning a few of the people who had a problem
I was this good, blessed, I just swept Hellboss off
Probably reminded you of the first time you saw me in MCNR pissing you off
Never thought about how much your race and nationality meant
But based on how I trolled, see how plain it was now, they want me infracted
Never really gave a fuck about my reputation, 'till I took off
Permbanned me because I scammed turks.
But I bust retards, I just follow the (Puuro's orders)
So I rose and grew balls, exposed these cunts off
Decided opposing you is what I'm 'posed to do alls
I did was say what I'm feeling when the Mike's brain calls
And had you on reports and tears when I spoke busted y' all
You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls
And I hope my spirit haunts the servers when I'm gone
My oG nemesis jumps off skyscraper, other one decided to suck balls
And fucking goes through the walls like the ghost of Kiev Howl's
Karma's headed for Armageddon, the MCNR terrorizer.
I'm going in, already got an arm and head
And whoever said samp is just samp
Can't hurt me more than I give a fuck
Even if my image ends up taking a personal hit
Whoever I hurt or whatever retard insulted
In this bitch and whatever bitches feel like
They didn't deserve what they get
And whatever consequences come with every verse, it's worth it
So Purr turn the beat on, whose turn is it to get trashed on it?
And here's to all the years I spent over 10 infractions
As sure as I'm always lying, reality twisting
I'm still unbanned as patchy and I'mma go for mine
While oG is whoring for a dime
I'm starting to slow and these chicks deez are my deagles
I just load up the most flares and open fire with a closed eye
All I needed was someone to selfbust, been a (Hellboss)
Assault rifle with the sniper scope (Modded game)
Day one, set with the sawnoffs, give me the orders, I spray uh
Pain in ass I still destroy you and smoke comes out of grass.
I make non believers try. In the end
I even make the bitches I rape cum :3
dead_bxnny
PD Deputy Chief
SAALCA Division
still waiting for Karbz response
Ralsei wrote:
Repost from puuro's incase It didn't qualify
SAMPGOD MYSTIC RAP
do I credit puuro for this? will include it in
puuro wrote:
still waiting for Karbz response
Karbz we're all waiting for a response my g
See Clink making a fool of himself here lmaoCyberbullying, racism, and homophobia is unacceptable in 2026. Please report users for saying n*gger and f*ggot to the internet police
here.
WAP wrote:
do I credit puuro for this? will include it in
Karbz we're all waiting for a response my g
Do not credit puuro, he just made another thread with ai generated voice from other's raps and I accidentally posted it there
dead_bxnny
PD Deputy Chief
SAALCA Division
Okay .. okay .. wtf. Okay..
Riser wrote:
Wu-Tang Crew, we rise above the rest,
Breakin' barriers, we pass every test.
From the underground, we came to the top,
Leavin' no doubt, we just can't be stopped.
Catch me on the block, yeah, we runnin' the game,
Makin' moves in the shadows, we ain't playin' it tame.
Got the streets on lock, we control the scene,
Every step we take, we livin' the dream.
Next in line, the , , Crew, what a joke,
Actin' like they're OGs, but they're all smoke.
Y'all ain't original, just a bunch of posers,
You can't even make fair fights, what a losers.
Your playstyle are weak, your flow is a disaster,
It's time for y'all to retire from samp, call it a chapter.
You're all talk, no action, like a silent film,
Your samp careers are doomed, it's a downhill thrill.
I'm droppin' bombs on your crews, watch 'em crumble,
You thought you were kings, but you're just humble.
And here's the funny part - TheDan, he thinks he's got it all,
But his "Aimbot Detector Role" couldn't catch a fall.
Bro, you're a legend in your own little mind,
But when it comes to aim, you're so far behind.
The Dan can't catch an obvious aimbot, that's the truth,
His credibility's shot, just a comedy spoof.
Dani, oh Dani, what's your claim to fame?
All you do is to spam #offtopic ... That's such a shame.
You're like a child in an 18+ game,
Out of place, Dani, it's time to take the blame.
Grow up, step back, and act your age,
Stop bein' a kid, turn a new page.
You crave attention, seekin' validation,
But all you get is annoyance and frustration.
So MCNR Staff, hear this disstrack loud and clear,
It's time to do shit, instead of talkin' like you have no fear.
No more abuse of power, no more deceit,
The players rise up, and you'll face the heat.
You hide behind the scenes, but we see through,
It's time to step out and show what you can do.
talking about dani spamming off topic in general meanwhile ur playing mcnr to get players banned and infractions XD
