Cashewz wrote:
“We can shit on you from such a height, you’ll think God himself has crapped on you.”
“So behave, nigga!”
- Frank Tenpenny
Oh, I remeber that, San Andreas NOSTALGIA
"You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of em."
- Michael Townley 2013
Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive.
-Michael De Santa
"What thing? I don't know what you're talking about - you stole it. Got nothing to do with me, I don't know what you're talking about. See ya 'round."
— Mike Toreno
"I'd love to hear you, Carl, I can't hear you. All I can hear is your brother's love cries as 8 kilometers of cock find its way up his ass. "Aaooowww? That's your brother, okay? No big problem." - Mike Toreno
''Hey, 'scuse me. Loc around here?
Whuh? Who? You want fries with that?
Loc, is he available for coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?'' - Carl Johnson.
"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
-Big Smoke
yea this is a meme so this is my favorite and that mission used to be so hard as hell XD XD
Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she sever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. NiggaAaAaaaaaaaaaa.
- Lamar Davis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gJ6VEG8Y4I
See Clink making a fool of himself here lmao

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You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day, Pal. Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em
-Michael De Santa
"How about you buy yourself something nice?"
~Trevor Philips 2013
Why is this even dead? Nobody loves the single player? BTW my favorite "sound" or music is the GTA 5 pause menu theme... It has a good memory with me :')
https://youtu.be/KBFCXtF3Wv4
"I kinda got a little angry"
- Trevor
"fart" by cj in mission old monges was best of all