braindeadfartsniffer would eat this up instantly
/fart command
There is definitely a sound effect for it in the game, so this won't even require the audio plugin. I've made a mental note to start looking for it in the ped quote files.
Frankly, I don't see why not? Sarcastic posturing aside, it does sound like a fun thing to add at the last minute of some big update.
Frankly, I don't see why not? Sarcastic posturing aside, it does sound like a fun thing to add at the last minute of some big update.
Insane suggestion, wow.
How is this not already a thing?
How is this not already a thing?
Admen
+1 also make it have a chance to explode (diarrhea)
Enhanced suggestion:
There should be a fart-o-meter, everytime you move around, that meter should gradually fill. If you don't let out a massive fart once the meter is full, you have a chance to get diarrhea.
Diarrhea debuffs:
You will also get a 4 star wanted level if you fart within 10 meters of a cop, there should be exclusive farting stations every 2 KMs (around 22,000 BigMacs for the Americans).
I just might return should this be implemented. +1
There should be a fart-o-meter, everytime you move around, that meter should gradually fill. If you don't let out a massive fart once the meter is full, you have a chance to get diarrhea.
Diarrhea debuffs:
- -20% damage of each weapon
- -20% character speed
- Have to puke every 2 minutes
- Instantly gain "red" wanted level status if caught having diarrhea within 10 meters of a cop
You will also get a 4 star wanted level if you fart within 10 meters of a cop, there should be exclusive farting stations every 2 KMs (around 22,000 BigMacs for the Americans).
I just might return should this be implemented. +1
Great idea! Several former players and I have already discussed the possibility of returning to this server if this feature is added. Who would’ve thought farting could save MCNR?
Best regards,
Senior Associate
MRA (MCNR Reporting Association)
Senior Associate
MRA (MCNR Reporting Association)
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Now this is what the server needs, I was discussing with one of my friends that used to play here during the golden era of MCNR, and one of them said that bringing this kind of feature might make us return if this get implemented. +1
with explosions or not i want my fart command
+1 to this
I didn't shout it out earlier, but this suggestion was so heart-warming that I made a return to mcnr and now plan to play it for the rest of my life. Can't wait to RDM a player & /fart to kill him when he's knocked.
typtics wrote:
with explosions
supported +1
See Clink making a fool of himself here lmao
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I suggest that you would be able to kill with /fart same as with /piss and also would be amazing if you could kill with /wank
As someone who's character is storing fart since half a decade I believe it will definitely increase my character run faster and have a healthier life.
+1
Next up /poop?
+1
Next up /poop?
