Boot hat and car tire floaty

Old boots should have a funny easter egg where theres a chance that they actually fit your size and you are able to wear them as a hat. same as car tires and you are able to wear them around your hips.
Kazutoki Kono himself bestowed me the power of all eight ace combat protagonists whenever an enemy seasparrow shows up
TORENO_ wrote:
Old boots should have a funny easter egg where theres a chance that they actually fit your size and you are able to wear them as a hat. same as car tires and you are able to wear them around your hips.

Yes and when you wear them we should get a bacterial infection - 1
I was actually just thinking of adding an outcome where the boot would fit your size, but still be useless without the other half of the pair, so you have to throw it out anyway. Adds a little bit of variation.

As for wearing it... sounds silly to me tbh