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Naranja wrote:
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What is the universe made of?
1. farts.
How did life begin?
2. with a big bang (a.k.a. fart).
Are we alone in the universe?
3. no. there are other planets, such as the Ass Planet; its surface is a bunch of butts farting.
What makes us human?
4. releasing methane (a.k.a. farts).
What is consciousness?
5. knowing when to stop pushing a fart because it can go wrong badly.
Why do we dream?
6. sorry, I wasn't paying attention to this question.
Why is there stuff?
7. because stuff is made of atoms, for example a fart's atoms travels from a person's butt hole to another person's nostrils.
Are there other universes?
8. possibly. a fart won't be only one to be given.
Where do we put all the carbon?
9. blame it on the cows, they fart a lot.
How do we get more energy from the sun?
10. by putting our butt holes exposed to sunlight, more power, more damage.
What’s so weird about prime numbers?
11. you can't just fart 1 time, you must release the gases 2/3 times, then 5, then 7, 11...
How do we beat bacteria?
12. release the biggest wet fart on top of them.
Can computers keep getting faster?
13. they can, just like humans when running: release a fart and you'll run faster as like having a rocket in your bum!
Will we ever cure cancer?
14. no. we cannot cure a fart with a "present". only cleaning it up.
When can I have a robot butler?
15. threat NASA saying you'll put your butt cheeks inside their premises' air conditioner and blast a Taco Bell nuclear bomb of methane on them.
What’s at the bottom of the ocean?
16. haven't we heard the biggest fart on history? no? so it's unknown for us for now.
What’s at the bottom of a black hole?
17. farts!
Can we live for ever?
18. flatulence can't continuously occur, so no.
How do we solve the population problem?
19. eat boiled eggs, beans and a taco bell order and start farting across the world to see some bodies dropping.
Is time travel possible?
20. it isn't. if it existed, we would fart oxygen into a methane environment.


Thank you now i can not die 🙂
if shrek cannot destroy the panzer.......use the grenade
-Napoleon Bonaparte
I got a question as well..
How can a table be on fire if the fire is on the table?



Solid wrote:
I got a question as well..
How can a table be on fire if the fire is on the table?


The control of fire by early humans was a turning point in the technological evolution of human beings. Fire provided a source of warmth, protection from predators, a way to create more advanced hunting tools, and a method for cooking food. These cultural advances allowed human geographic dispersal, cultural innovations, and changes to diet and behavior. Additionally, creating fire allowed human activity to continue into the dark and colder hours of the evening.

Claims for the earliest definitive evidence of control of fire by a member of Homo range from 1.7 to 0.2 million years ago (Mya). Evidence for the "microscopic traces of wood ash" as controlled use of fire by Homo erectus, beginning some 1,000,000 years ago, has wide scholarly support. Flint blades burned in fires roughly 300,000 years ago were found near fossils of early but not entirely modern Homo sapiens in Morocco. Fire was used regularly and systematically by early modern humans to heat treat silcrete stone to increase its flake-ability for the purpose of toolmaking approximately 164,000 years ago at the South African site of Pinnacle Point. Evidence of widespread control of fire by anatomically modern humans dates to approximately 125,000 years ago.

Findings from the Wonderwerk Cave site, in the Northern Cape province of South Africa, provide the earliest evidence for controlled use of fire. Intact sediments were analyzed using micromorphological analysis and Fourier Transform Infrared Microspectroscopy (mFTIR) and yielded evidence, in the form of burned bones and ashed plant remains, that burning took place at the site 1.0 Mya.

East African sites, such as Chesowanja near Lake Baringo, Koobi Fora, and Olorgesailie in Kenya, show some possible evidence that fire was controlled by early humans.

In Chesowanja archaeologists found red clay clasts dated to 1.4 Mya. These clasts must have been heated to 400 °C (750 °F) to harden. However, tree stumps burned in bush fires in East Africa produce clasts which, when broken by erosion, are like those described at Chesownja. Controlled use of fire at Chesowanja is unproven.

In Koobi Fora, sites show evidence of control of fire by Homo erectus at 1.5 Mya with findings of reddened sediment that could come from heating at 200–400 °C (400–750 °F).

Evidence of possible human control of fire has been found at Swartkrans, South Africa. The evidence includes several burned bones, including ones with hominin-inflicted cut marks, along with Acheulean and bone tools. This site also shows some of the earliest evidence of carnivorous behavior in H. erectus.

A "hearth-like depression" that could have been used to burn bones was found at a site in Olorgesailie, Kenya. However, it did not contain any charcoal and no signs of fire have been observed. Some microscopic charcoal was found, but it could have resulted from a natural brush fire.

In Gadeb, Ethiopia, fragments of welded tuff that appeared to have been burned were found in Locality 8E but re-firing of the rocks might have occurred due to local volcanic activity.

In the Middle Awash River Valley, cone-shaped depressions of reddish clay were found that could have been formed by temperatures of 200 °C (400 °F). These features, thought to have been created by burning tree stumps, were hypothesized to have been produced by early hominids lighting tree stumps so they could have fire away from their habitation site. However, this view is not widely accepted. Burned stones are also found in Awash Valley, but volcanic welded tuff is also found in the area which could explain the burned stones.

Burned flints discovered near Jebel Irhoud, Morocco, dated by thermoluminescence to approximately 300,000 years old, were discovered in the same sedimentary layer as skulls of early Homo sapiens. Paleoanthropologist Jean-Jacques Hublin believes the flints were used as spear tips and left in fires used by the early humans for cooking food.
Asia

In Xihoudu in Shanxi Province, China, the black, blue, and grayish-green discoloration of mammalian bones found at the site illustrates the evidence of burning by early hominids. In 1985, a parallel site in China, Yuanmou in the Yunnan Province, archaeologists found blackened mammal bones which date back to 1.7 Mya.
Middle East

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-Napoleon Bonaparte
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Yo mY N .. stop watching movies ... if ur not 18+ ...ur hearts is half ded or maybe full ded.


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Film, also called movie or motion picture, is a visual art-form used to simulate experiences that communicate ideas, stories, perceptions, feelings, beauty or atmosphere, by the means of recorded or programmed moving images, along with sound (and more rarely) other sensory stimulations. The word "cinema", short for cinematography, is often used to refer to filmmaking and the film industry, and to the art form that is the result of it.

The moving images of a film are created by photographing actual scenes with a motion-picture camera, by photographing drawings or miniature models using traditional animation techniques, by means of CGI and computer animation, or by a combination of some or all of these techniques, and other visual effects.

Traditionally, films were recorded onto celluloid film stock through a photochemical process and then shown through a movie projector onto a large screen. Contemporary films are often fully digital through the entire process of production, distribution, and exhibition, while films recorded in a photochemical form traditionally included an analogous optical soundtrack (a graphic recording of the spoken words, music and other sounds that accompany the images which runs along a portion of the film exclusively reserved for it, and is not projected).

Films are cultural artifacts created by specific cultures. They reflect those cultures, and, in turn, affect them. Film is considered to be an important art form, a source of popular entertainment, and a powerful medium for educating—or indoctrinating—citizens. The visual basis of film gives it a universal power of communication. Some films have become popular worldwide attractions through the use of dubbing or subtitles to translate the dialog into other languages.

The individual images that make up a film are called frames. In the projection of traditional celluloid films, a rotating shutter causes intervals of darkness as each frame, in turn, is moved into position to be projected, but the viewer does not notice the interruptions because of an effect known as persistence of vision, whereby the eye retains a visual image for a fraction of a second after its source disappears. The perception of motion is partly due to a psychological effect called the phi phenomenon.

The name "film" originates from the fact that photographic film (also called film stock) has historically been the medium for recording and displaying motion pictures. Many other terms exist for an individual motion-picture, including picture, picture show, moving picture, photoplay, and flick. The most common term in the United States is movie, while in Europe film is preferred. Common terms for the field in general include the big screen, the silver screen, the movies, and cinema; the last of these is commonly used, as an overarching term, in scholarly texts and critical essays. In early years, the word sheet was

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