GhostFace. wrote:
To begin, I must state that this post was the most cringe-worthy one I've seen on the server, considering everything Jimi_Hendrix has said over the years.
Second, I would propose a competent psychologist, and I am confident that after at least 6 months (your mental condition is quite terrible), you will be able to think clearly before saying something dumb.
HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AGAINST THE EX-DEPUTY CHIEF OF THE BBC?!
You insolent fool! By the authority vested in me, I hereby condemn you to SEVEN GLORIOUS DAYS OF HELL — a week-long honeymoon in the infamous custody of Mike himself!
Let it be known that Mike shall be personally advised to show absolutely no mercy, taking charge of your sentence with a ruthless, uncompromising approach. Your so-called honeymoon shall commence with a procedure of the most humiliating nature, and Mike will use all your holes - ROUGH & RAW - for the entire week.
And make no mistake — this is no ordinary punishment. From the moment your sentence begins until the very last hour of the seventh day, Mike shall ensure that your stay is one you will never, EVER forget!
SEVEN DAYS. ONE MIKE. ABSOLUTELY NO ESCAPE.Let this serve as a warning to anyone foolish enough to challenge the authority of the BBC!
COURT IS ADJOURNED. SENTENCE IS FINAL. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!