The recent staffing updates within the legal division have been noted.
✦ SENIOR ASSOCIATE APPOINTMENT — KANARIMORTEM ✦
“THE STANDARD OF MCNR.”
There is no appointment more fitting, more earned, or more universally acknowledged than this one.
Kanarimortem has long been regarded as the gold standard of professionalism within MCNR.
His record remains flawless — not simply spotless, but exemplary to a degree that others actively model themselves after.
• Precision in judgment
• Absolute consistency in conduct
• Unquestionable reliability and discipline
• A reputation that carries weight across the entire community
Every role he has held has improved because he was in it. Every task has been completed with discipline that borders on unmatched.
Some members raise the bar; Kanari is the bar.
His promotion doesn’t just strengthen SARPLA — it elevates it.
Junior Associate Appointment – Fixette
Fixette’s appointment is acknowledged, though it has all the impact of a misplaced memo.
We’ll see if they manage to rise above expectations—which, in their case, are already remarkably low.
This serves as my formal acknowledgment of the appointments.
- wT_Puuro
President of the MRA


