Thank you from keeping my Aunt from prison
:*)


s1mple wrote:Hello s1mple,
I can't recommend SARPLA enough. When several former players and I were facing harsh, disproportionate, and frankly illegal punishments fueled by a personal feud, SARPLA's representatives quickly reached out to us. They represented us in the court of MCNR, and we emerged victorious despite the odds looking incredibly slim.
puuro wrote:Hey Mr. Puuro,
I can not recommend SARLPA myself, because of my horrid experiences with them. I had an accusation made towards me, that I was aimbotting and my SARPLA-assigned lawyer decided the best course of action was to make a montage. Because of this, I was busted instantly after I won a duel and proceeded to type s9t. I was slapped with a permanent ban for my actions.
Thanks to several bribes and the outstanding staff team, I was unbanned by Mike as a New-Years present and can continue to cheat freely.
Jack_Ingoff wrote:Greetings Mr. Ingoff,
Upon further investigation with my lawyer s1mple, we came to the conclusion that several higher ups were bribed for Labubu to be declared innocent.
Me and my team (ADOSAMP, Aimbot Detectives of San Andreas Multi Player) have reviewed the footage at 1000 FPS, slowed down to 0.001x, and we found quite evident proof of an illegal software involved in the movement of the player we all know as Labubu.
This topic is a clear depiction of blinding the public and brainwashing of the masses to gain the favour of the majority. I urge you all to NOT believe a thing what this topic says, my team is actively working on this case and we are in contact with some very serious higher ups, we will soon reach a conclusion and update here at the EARLIESt.
- Jack_ingoff
Quartecirabs83 wrote:
Greetings Mr. Ingoff,
SARPLA appreciates the effort ADOSAMP put into reviewing this case and the dedication your team has shown. We take all concerns about fairness seriously and always aim to ensure every player is treated appropriately.
After looking carefully at the evidence and considering all the details, we can confirm that the decision regarding Labubu stands. We’re committed to keeping MCNR a fair and fun place for everyone, and we encourage players to reach out through the proper channels if any concerns arise
Cheers,
Quartecirabs83,
Founder of SARPLA (San Andreas Reported Players Legal Advices)