WAP:
Welcome to Mike's Cops and Robbers, join the thrill
San Andreas server where dreams are fulfilled
In Los Santos, rest is a luxury unseen
Fighting anyone, cops or robbers, it's mean
Rollin' deep, crew in green rags, gold kicks shining
Flag on the strap, representing our OG lining
Stayin' fit, pumpin' iron, workin' up a sweat
Get ripped and buff, lookin' sharp, no regret
Stats matter: Respect, weapon skill, you know the drill
Stamina, muscle, fat, and sex appeal, the thrill
Get fresh threads from Binco and ProLaps, no doubt
Suburban, Zip, Victim, D-Sachs, we rockin' out
Keep an eye on rival hoods, they love to test
Survival's the game, they'll keep you guessin' at best
Dodgin' shells at Cluckin' Bell, it's a wild scene
Jump out, guns blazing, watch 'em tuck and lean
Impossible missions, life's predicaments twisted
Hostile positions, man, this server got us enlisted
Tenpenny and Pulaski, always on our case
Cops on our tail, can't catch a break, it's a race
Cause Mike's Cops and Robbers is packed with gangsters, my friend
Hands do the talkin', it's the language we defend
Dangerous life we lead, brains and fingers on the line
Stay alert, or you'll lose it all, no time to whine
Heat locked, we poppin' shots, lettin' 'em fly
Swerve the block, shake 'em off, before the cops pry
No sirens here, it's a stealthy pursuit we choose
Back for another lap, shotgun ready to bruise
Hittin' 'em up, Mike's style, Grove Street's the hype
Dirty slingshot, rockin' old Levi's, we grip tight
StacJ:
stacJ wrote:
This is MCNR rap, it is time for some facts
we got wassaby spending racks for in-game cash
Aimbot Detectives? Nah we don't need that
cuz we got Ralsei, he is not hired cuz he's black
Tell me difference.. between Mystic and Goodfather
And a new born and a girl who just lost father
They all cry a lot, everywhere, all the time
'bitchass nigga' is too much please don't cross the line (https://mikescnr.com/forum/index.php/topic,16265.0.html)
And I thought cheating and recording was a snipergang shit
Until I saw it being done by some oG kids
And yeah AoD too... I ain't tryna be rude
I like spitting facts like fact that cops still OP too
And yeah... We got some great sampgods
If you tryna go off-topic in general then on god
You will see "Dani. is typing" faster than the light
But nobody gives a fuck, cuz now we're used to mute on sight
And I learned from this server being homophobic ain't right
That rule got a great history, do you know who is Mike?
Oh you're a gamer girl? I'll buy you the dono right now (Shoutout to Lexie, only real ones remember.)
Got a bone to pick with me? Come 1v1 me right now (Shoutout to Bode's great solution to any argument in life)
Dimitar:
Dimitar wrote:
Wu-Tang Crew, we rise above the rest,
Breakin' barriers, we pass every test.
From the underground, we came to the top,
Leavin' no doubt, we just can't be stopped.
Catch me on the block, yeah, we runnin' the game,
Makin' moves in the shadows, we ain't playin' it tame.
Got the streets on lock, we control the scene,
Every step we take, we livin' the dream.
Next in line, the , , Crew, what a joke,
Actin' like they're OGs, but they're all smoke.
Y'all ain't original, just a bunch of posers,
You can't even make fair fights, what a losers.
Your playstyle are weak, your flow is a disaster,
It's time for y'all to retire from samp, call it a chapter.
You're all talk, no action, like a silent film,
Your samp careers are doomed, it's a downhill thrill.
I'm droppin' bombs on your crews, watch 'em crumble,
You thought you were kings, but you're just humble.
And here's the funny part - TheDan, he thinks he's got it all,
But his "Aimbot Detector Role" couldn't catch a fall.
Bro, you're a legend in your own little mind,
But when it comes to aim, you're so far behind.
The Dan can't catch an obvious aimbot, that's the truth,
His credibility's shot, just a comedy spoof.
Dani, oh Dani, what's your claim to fame?
All you do is to spam #offtopic ... That's such a shame.
You're like a child in an 18+ game,
Out of place, Dani, it's time to take the blame.
Grow up, step back, and act your age,
Stop bein' a kid, turn a new page.
You crave attention, seekin' validation,
But all you get is annoyance and frustration.
So MCNR Staff, hear this disstrack loud and clear,
It's time to do shit, instead of talkin' like you have no fear.
No more abuse of power, no more deceit,
The players rise up, and you'll face the heat.
You hide behind the scenes, but we see through,
It's time to step out and show what you can do.
FreAkeD:
FreAkeD wrote:
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
'Bout Mike's Cops and Robbers, where legends dwell.
In San Andreas, where dreams are chased,
You are the main man, the king of the race.
Civs had a plan, a robbery to execute,
Hittin' the bank, for that cold hard loot.
Money bags stacked high, they had no remorse,
But the cops were on their tails, ready for the force.
Cops huntin', the chase is on,
Criminals runnin', tryna stay strong.
Takedown after takedown, they won't rest,
In the game of life, who'll be the best?
Binco to Binco, they dressed up for the crime,
In disguise, they knew they'd outshine.
The victims trembled, caught in their web,
Suspects slick, making their escape spread.
Through the sex shops and casinos, they'd roam,
A crew of rich-ass thieves, making money their own.
A heist like no other, from rags to riches,
But on the streets, they left the homeless in stitches.
Cops huntin', the chase is on,
Criminals runnin', tryna stay strong.
Takedown after takedown, they won't rest,
In the game of life, who'll be the best?
From Grove Street to The Strip, they'd roam,
Los Santos to San Fierro, finding a new home.
CbK on their trail, enemies on sight,
crew always prepared for the endless fight.
But in the end, the law had its say,
Arrests were made, their kingdom in dismay.
Though they aimed to be the kings of the city,
Cops and robbers clash, no room for pity.
Cops huntin', the chase is on,
Criminals runnin', tryna stay strong.
Takedown after takedown, they won't rest,
In the game of life, who'll be the best?
Mike's Cops and Robbers, a tale of greed,
Where the thrill of the chase, made hearts bleed.
In the concrete jungle, the law's the crown,
But in the game of life, who'll wear it around?
rap_battle_winner (jigga u a ban evader?):
rap_battle_winner wrote:
Listen up, gather 'round, I got a tale to tell,
'Bout a guy named Karbz, in the MCNR cell.
He had some powers, but he let them go to his head,
Abusing his authority, causing nothing but dread.
Spawned a billion in cash, claimed it was for testing,
Bought a property, kept the money, confessing,
No bug in sight, just greed in his sight,
Taking from the community, causing endless strife.
Karbz, oh Karbz, abusing his might,
Playing dirty tricks, causing chaos overnight,
But we won't stay silent, we'll stand up and fight,
Expose the truth, bring justice to the light.
As a manager, he used alternate accounts,
Destroying cars, explosives causing mass amounts,
Forcing words upon others, twisted and untrue,
Disrespecting families, crossing lines he shouldn't do.
Reporting himself from other players' names,
Invalidating complaints, a manipulative game,
But the forums caught wind, exposed his charade,
Revealing his mockery, the mess that he made.
Karbz, oh Karbz, abusing his might,
Playing dirty tricks, causing chaos overnight,
But we won't stay silent, we'll stand up and fight,
Expose the truth, bring justice to the light.
In the realm of MCNR, we seek fairness and peace,
Not the actions of Karbz, causing harm and unease,
Together we rise, united we stand,
Demanding accountability, taking a firm stand.
Karbz may have moved the topic, hiding his disgrace,
But we won't be silenced, we'll put him in his place,
The general public deserves to know the truth,
About this OPS manager, corrupt and uncouth.
So let's raise our voices, make the truth known,
Expose the deception, let the facts be shown,
In the world of MCNR, we'll rebuild and heal,
No room for abusers, it's a new era we seal.
Karbz, oh Karbz, abusing his might,
Playing dirty tricks, causing chaos overnight,
But we won't stay silent, we'll stand up and fight,
Expose the truth, bring justice to the light.
Remember, in the world of gaming, we strive for fair play,
Together we can make a difference, pave a righteous way,
No more abuse of power, no more tyranny in our sight,
Let's create a community that's strong, united, and right.
Dani:
Dani wrote:
For fun, I don't wanna any shit talk about this.
Yeah, yeah
Ayo, Dani, it's time.
It's time, Dani (aight, Dani, begin).
Straight out the Haters dungeons of MCNR.
The Dani drops deep as does MCNR crews.
cause to rejected suggestions is the most hated staff of a cake.
Beyond the walls of Dealing with reports, life is defined.
I think of MCNR staff when I'm in a MCNR state of mind.
Hope the bonny got some tawny.
My donny don't like no dirty bonnie.
Run up to the rani and get the yani.
In a MCNR state of mind.
What more could you ask for? The not satisfied with outcome of reports Dani?
You complain about how does MCNR staff work.
I gotta love it though - somebody still speaks for the tawny.
I'm rappin' to TheDan,
And I'm gonna be your fan.
They don't like TheDan when he don't make a ban, They get mad about Zoli and he's just made of foil.
Boy, I tell you, I thought you were a hike.
But found out it was a Mike, can't take the snake.
Stacj and Ralsei woulda tried to scam for donator I guess they got no lake.
I'm rappin' to Karbz,
And I'm gonna move your warps.
Yea, yaz, in a MCNR state of mind.
When I was young their most hated staff had a hike.
I waz kicked out without no bike.
I never thought I'd see that strike.
Ain't a soul alive that could take MCNR drama's pike.
A 1.15 they didn't like, even they didn't know who created it called Mike!
Thinking of MCNR. Yaz, thinking of MCNR staff!
Moody:
Moody wrote:
Yo, listen up, here's a story that's quite grand,
'Bout the MCNR staff, a remarkable band.
With the boss Mike leading, a visionary owner,
And Karbz, the operation manager, a true controller.
Lancerb1, the assistant manager, always on the go,
Together they run things, watch their empire grow.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
Mike, the boss, with a mind full of vision,
Guiding the team, making precise decisions.
He's got the game plan, a mastermind at work,
Building an empire that will never shirk.
With Karbz by his side, the operation manager,
They navigate challenges, avoiding any danger.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
Karbz, the operation manager, with a keen eye,
Organizing the troops, making sure they comply.
Efficiency is his game, he's got the strategies,
Optimizing operations with absolute efficiencies.
And Lancerb1, the assistant manager, in the mix,
Supporting the team, making sure nothing's amiss.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
They work as a unit, a force that's unbeatable,
With dedication and passion, they're indisputable.
Each role perfectly played, complementing the other,
MCNR staff, a team like no other.
MCNR staff, bossing with might,
Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1, shining so bright.
They hustle and grind, making moves every day,
Building an empire that won't fade away.
So here's to MCNR and the staff that they boast,
A team that's unstoppable, from coast to coast.
With Mike, Karbz, and Lancerb1 in control,
They're writing their story, reaching new goals.
(Written by Moody)
Ralsei:
Ralsei wrote:SAMPGOD MYSTIC RAP
In the beginning a few of the people who had a problem
I was this good, blessed, I just swept Hellboss off
Probably reminded you of the first time you saw me in MCNR pissing you off
Never thought about how much your race and nationality meant
But based on how I trolled, see how plain it was now, they want me infracted
Never really gave a fuck about my reputation, 'till I took off
Permbanned me because I scammed turks.
But I bust retards, I just follow the (Puuro's orders)
So I rose and grew balls, exposed these cunts off
Decided opposing you is what I'm 'posed to do alls
I did was say what I'm feeling when the Mike's brain calls
And had you on reports and tears when I spoke busted y' all
You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls
And I hope my spirit haunts the servers when I'm gone
My oG nemesis jumps off skyscraper, other one decided to suck balls
And fucking goes through the walls like the ghost of Kiev Howl's
Karma's headed for Armageddon, the MCNR terrorizer.
I'm going in, already got an arm and head
And whoever said samp is just samp
Can't hurt me more than I give a fuck
Even if my image ends up taking a personal hit
Whoever I hurt or whatever retard insulted
In this bitch and whatever bitches feel like
They didn't deserve what they get
And whatever consequences come with every verse, it's worth it
So Purr turn the beat on, whose turn is it to get trashed on it?
And here's to all the years I spent over 10 infractions
As sure as I'm always lying, reality twisting
I'm still unbanned as patchy and I'mma go for mine
While oG is whoring for a dime
I'm starting to slow and these chicks deez are my deagles
I just load up the most flares and open fire with a closed eye
All I needed was someone to selfbust, been a (Hellboss)
Assault rifle with the sniper scope (Modded game)
Day one, set with the sawnoffs, give me the orders, I spray uh
Pain in ass I still destroy you and smoke comes out of grass.
I make non believers try. In the end
I even make the bitches I rape cum :3
