Had a random thought in mind which I honestly think would be a great addition to the melee weapons ingame, giving them some love and usefulness.
Brass knuckles: should deal more damage, nothing more
Chainsaw: nothing, good as it currently is ingame
Baseball bat/Pool cue/Golf club: apply the drunk effect to enemies for 10 seconds on the last blow
Shovel: apply the tazered/on crack animation to enemies for 5 seconds on the last blow
Nightstick: disarm your enemy for 2-3 seconds on the last blow
Katana: a 5% chance to apply bleeding effect, losing 2hp every 3 seconds which lasts for x seconds
All dildos: 30% to inflict STD
Katana and dildos special abilities should notify you if they proc in chat